United Kingdom

The United Kingdom is a country so miserable that it's inhabitants were reluctantly forced to colonise most of the world in search of food that doesn't resemble cardboard.

The United Kingdom is formally known by the world as England, much to the dismay of the other member countries. In addition, The Kingdom is far from United, contrary to what the name may suggest, as every member state is engaged in a bitter feud about whether the English are cunts or not and to prove them wrong England built America.

The Island itself was drifting at a steady pace towards mainland Europe until 2016 when it suddenly started heading away from the EU and straight to rock bottom. Prime Minister Tesco believes that is a good thing.

When Hitler was first drawing up his plans to invent World War Two, England didn't really care until the Nazi's began exterminating millions of Welsh people, but even then they only cared a bit.

The population itself is mostly miserable and constantly complaining about immigrants taking their jobs, despite the fact there are literally only three inhabitants of the UK.