WALES BOTE

WALES BOTE has existed for as long as time itself, skipping from planet to planet, galaxy to galaxy, universe to universe. Despite being entirely omnipotent, they have spent the last three million years tucked away in the most underdeveloped corner of the United Kingdom, Wales. Many have asked whether WALES BOTE or Wales itself came first, although most academics today conclude that to try and answer that question would lead to a WALES BOTE teleporting right into your ass and killing you instantly.

Conflicts
While it is utterly pointless to even express disagreement with WALES BOTE, there are those who have done so and lived to tell the tale. On fifteen separate occasions, WALES BOTE Cruisers have raided Facebook Headquarters in successive vain attempts to locate the individual(?) known as FREEPUNJABIMOVIES.net, who has thus far been able to effortlessly avoid detection.

Not so lucky however was Thanos, who found that his snap was merely rebounded when it reached WALES BOTE, destroying one of his testicles.