Spider-Cock

Pietro was just an ordinary Italian man until one day his life was flipped upside down when he was bitten by a rat and imbued with mysterious powers, which have the unfortunate downside of making his balls swell up like ripe plums.

Being ever the exemplary citizen, Pietro decided to use his powers for good and travel around Brighton hitting on underage school girls in his tight spandex costume that he borrowed from his 11 year old son, Billy, then a leading star on Toonattik, and later a depressed substance abuser.